A Playground discussion

Starring Distracted Dad & Very Nice Mom

[After discussing where John lives and how often he frequents the park]

Woman: So are you a full time Dad?

John: No, I work when she’s asleep.

Woman: What kind of work do you do?

[John attempts to refocus on the conversation while stopping his daughter from ripping out a 9 month old’s eye as she seems keen on recreating the fight between the Bride and Elle Driver from Kill Bill 2.]

John: I’m Continue reading